My “vacation” this year was visiting my parents for a week in Alabama. PGP.

Setting your alarm at the bar. PGP.

So, big plans this weekend? PGP.

Wanting to visit friends in other cities on the weekends but declining because traveling on Sundays intensifies the Scaries ten-fold. PGP.

Trying to lose weight in an office that caters lunch and where clients frequently send desserts. PGP.

Kids that I went to high school with are turning 30. PGP.

Just doing whatever because it’s busy season and they can’t afford to fire you. PGP.

“No rush, but I need this done ASAP.” PGP.

Thermostat wars with the menopausal coworker. PGP.