Every day I wake up balder and fatter. PGP.

Just ate Taco Bell…sober…alone at my desk…PGP.

My boss refers to our cubicles as the “bullpen.” PGP.

Aspiring to be “office hot.” PGP.

Got most of today’s steps in at the grocery store. PGP.

Lacking the energy to walk to the bar at the end of the week. PGP.

Watching HGTV and drinking scotch. PGP.

Spent the day getting lost in a House Hunters marathon… PGP.

Just avoiding the “Off To College” Snapchat story. PGP.

Glad I caught you before you left… PGP.