Buying dress pants from Kohl’s. PGP

While I really appreciate it, giving me my own office with a door was a big mistake as far as productivity goes. PGP.

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

Just gave my two weeks during my annual performance review. DOBBY IS A FREE ELF. PGP.

Using Sunday as an excuse to overeat because you are, “starting your diet fresh on Monday.” PGP.

Sunday: Packs gym bag to workout. Friday: Takes unpacked gym bag back home. PGP.

It’s 4:52 A.M. on a Monday. My boss wants me to go into his office so we can review meetings for next week. PGP.

Getting the high score on the blood pressure monitor at your local CVS. PGP.