When the f*ck did I run out of notches on this belt.

Having to lie about your weekly alcohol consumption for insurance purposes. PGP.

Mad Men expectations, Office Space reality

Everyone in the office becoming a Women’s World Cup expert over the weekend. PGP

When your direct deposit does not come in early on the holiday weekend. PGP

Instantly regretting checking your email PGP

Driving 45 min to get to the office to do a job that I could do from home, and being the only person here PGP

Getting an adrenaline rush from speeding PGP

Another car chase, another wasted afternoon at my desk.

Making the intern pick up lunch and stealing his prime parking spot in the process. PGPowerMove.