Open bar at the company Christmas party still is not enough to make me want be around these assholes. PGP.

The end of Fantasy Football and the long, long wait to March Madness

Came back mentally from thanksgiving this morning. Checked out for Christmas this afternoon.

Somebody fucked with my chair.

Adjusting my federal withholding to make it feel like I got a raise. PGP

The happiest moment of my day was when I realized I left my gym bag at home and couldn’t work out. PGP.

I’ve never had to actually prove I went to college. PGP.

Some of these “adults” are way to into Halloween

I went to IKEA last night and really had a great time. PGP.

I finally understand, “girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money.” PGP.