The phrase “learning curve.” PGP.
Having one of those days where I realize I have 45 years of this shit left until retirement. PGP
My co-worker who listens to Bieber without headphones and unironically supports Trump just got a corner office and a promotion. PGP.
See Attached.
Different shirt, same pants. PGP.
My girlfriend discovered my PGP name
Telling yourself everyday that you won’t drink after work, then you go to work and lose all self-control. PGP
“I’d have to stop to get gas” as an excuse not to drive.
“I’m going to need a few volunteers to come in for a few hours on the 25th and the 1st.”
Received a free “wear your jeans to work” pass instead of a Christmas bonus. PGP