My coworkers call me “Hollywood” because I don’t have a kid. PGP.

People keep telling me to have a good weekend. I work in tax and accounting.

A senior colleague just scheduled a 4:30 on my calendar today (Friday). Fuck you man. PGP.

The greatest injustice in the world is the fact that HR is always attractive.

Knowing a huge project is coming down your way and thinking of changing jobs to avoid.

I’m starting to think I’m getting low T.

Getting old enough to realize going out is too expensive and not worth the calories.

8:15 AM Monday follow-ups about 5:30 PM Friday emails. PGP.