“You surpassed your annual billable hours goal by 35%, so I gave you a performance rating of ‘Meets Expectations’.” PGP.

Fishing for work wives on the first day. PGPM

“You look like you had fun this weekend.” PGP.

I went to bed at halftime last night.

Won my office March Madness pool. First place prize is “bragging rights” PGP

Happy Birthday messages on LinkedIn from people you don’t know.

I got to sleep in til 6:30 today.

The dreaded warm toilet seat. PGP.

I almost quit today. PGP.

My last 3 LinkedIn profile views were Tinder matches… PGP.