My lunch buddy cheated on me today with someone down the hall. PGP.

Always running into the same guy in the bathroom.

Reading the Chipotle bag in hopes of feeling inspired during lunch. PGP.

The constant struggle between losing weight and free food in the break room. PGP

Being someone’s second string lunch buddy. PGP

One of my coworker’s absence can single-handedly make my day

A childhood friend just signed with the Seahawks and I’m sitting in a cubicle.

I’m not entirely sure I want to watch you Nay Nay.

Saved money all week to go out this weekend and I got a speeding ticket on the way into work.

Turning off your phone’s WiFi before opening a questionable website. PGP