Trying to find a sober picture for your LinkedIn profile. PGP.

7 a.m. is the new sleeping in. PGP.

I have no idea how to do my job. Boss said I was doing great. PGP.

I’m not trying to get fired, but I wouldn’t saying I’m actively trying to keep my job. PGP.

Now I get why people buy lottery tickets. PGP.

We hired a hot girl. Oh god, we hired a hot girl. PGP.

Having prescriptions for drugs you once used recreationally. PGP.

Actually using condoms. PGP.

Hyperlinked our company’s website to a Rick Roll video in my email signature. PGPM.