All of the responsibility, but none of the authority, to get the project done. PGP.

My friend just had a kid, and now he sucks. PGP

I hate everyone I work with. PGP.

Had a dentist appointment this morning. Thanks to the laughing gas it was the highlight of my day. PGP.

Someone broke into my car last night and took literally none of my possessions. PGP.

I haven’t had a tinder match in weeks. PGP

Forgetting to turn your volume down while watching the Spring Break story on snapchat while at work.

When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.

The old guy next to me uses talk to text. PGP.

Cried on the way to work today. PGP.