Pretending to work is harder than actually working.

My team signed Tim Tebow. PGP

I’ll probably just get more coffee at 4:20. PGP.

Paying for your unemployed friends bar tab, because it’s the right thing to do. PGP.

I don’t want to be here.

I’m so bored, I just watched a snapchat story about Toronto. PGP

Sunny and 75 Monday through Thursday. 90% chance of rain Friday through Sunday. PGP.

Vacationing in your college town. #PGP

I got on the same elevator with the attractive girl, and completely choked

Telling yourself it’s almost the weekend on Wednesday. PGP.