Showing up late and everyone just assuming you’re hungover. PGP

Hooked up with a coworker on Saturday night. So, now I get to deal with that today. PGP.

Really testing the limits of “casual Friday”. PGP.

Having to get dressed up for my position even though I have no client interaction and sit in a cubicle all day. PGP.

CCing on emails is the grownup version of tattletale

You know you’ve been on your phone too long when your monitor goes to sleep. PGP

Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom. Just a man and his thoughts. PGP.

The first and the last hour of each day is wasted on nonsense internet browsing. PGP

I have absolutely nothing in common with anyone at this company.

Ate my lunch at 10am out of pure boredom. PGP.