Hooked up with my old high school girlfriends mom this weekend.

Frank the Tank having a, “pretty nice little Saturday,” lined up. PGP

People my age are winding down their professional sports careers.

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

1: “How bout that rain last night?” 2: “Yeah, we need it, though.” PGP.

More like DRINK DE MAYO. AMIRIGHT?! (Just kidding, I’m at work and went to bed at 9:30 last night.) PGP

Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

Submitting TFM posts when you’re 34 and married. PGP.

I would give anything to sleep in for an 8am class.

Someone in my office anonymously left a brochure for AA on my desk.