Everyone is busy but me. PGP.

Our sales guy just gave an entire presentation with his tie tucked into his pants. PGP.

The girl who sits next to me just farted…really loud. PGP

Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, repeat. PGP.

Smoked a drunk cigarette over the weekend, still have a lingering cough #PGP

I eat lunch in my car just to be by myself for a few minutes. PGP.

My coworker asked me to read something to her because I knew the Greek Alphabet and she didn’t. They were Roman Numerals. PGP

Added a girl from TFM’s Babe of the day on Instagram. Girlfriend made me delete my account after. PGP

Knowing your boss is coming around the corner just by the sound of their footsteps. PGP.

Going out to the bar and wanting to be at home, staying in and wanting to be at the bar.