Is it seriously only Tuesday? PGP.

Embarrassed myself at company happy hour…again. PGP.

Too old to sit in the student section, too rowdy to be tolerated in the regular seats. #PGP

Guess I should have done a three year internship to meet entry level job requirements. PGP.

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

Freshmen in high school were born in 2000. PGP.

They fired my only friend at work. PGP.

Finally have three years of work under my belt, so I can now apply for other entry level jobs that required 3-5 years of experience. PGP.

Having to take your headphones out every time someone walks up to your desk. PGP.

I’m just here so I don’t get fired. PGP.