ATypicalEngineer

I still pretend I can drink like I did in college.

Member Since 10/07/2014

It’s one thing not being able to justify being hungover to your boss, it’s another thing to no longer be able to justify it to yourself. PGP.

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“Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hanukkah.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My bank account sits at -$13.47. I am worth negative one medium, no topping pizza. PGP.

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Didn’t wake up as a Victoria’s Secret Angel this morning. PGP.

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The guy two stalls down from me was snoring this morning. PGP.

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Probably gonna miss the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show tonight because it comes on too late. PGP.

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Struck up a flirtationship with the hottest girl in my office. Found out she’s banging my boss. PGP.

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Hangover toilet nap violently interrupted by someone else’s diarrhea. PGP.

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Internet Explorer is our default browser and I can’t change it. PGP.

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I just changed my Netflix password and got angry texts from three of my exes. HBO Go is next. PGPM.

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