Legitimately asking cashiers “How’s your day going?” not out of politeness, but because I’m so eager to interact with anybody outside of my office. PGP.

Found out at homecoming I can still drink like I did in college. The hangover lasted till Wednesday. PGP.

Still trying to convince myself that I am one, really big poop away from my pants fitting right again. PGP.

Using Tinder as my main source of social interaction. PGP.

I have $23 in my checking account to last until payday. PGP.

Working on Columbus Day. PGP.

Had to use Coinstar to afford two six-packs for the weekend. PGP.

Hawaiian shirt day at the office. Not even Steve can ruin this for me today. PGP.

At this point, I could consider myself a born again virgin. PGP.