I’m having a beer at lunch as a memorial to Spring Break, and better days. PGP.

Married coworkers living vicariously through you. PGP.

Having the constant fear that my mute button will malfunction at the worst possible time. PGP.

Listening to coworkers rephrase SportsCenter sound bites as their own opinions. PGP.

Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP

Zoning out for minutes at a time thinking about your golf swing. PGP.

Went to apologize to my boss for being late. He had no idea who I was. #PGP

Watering down your humor to make it office appropriate. PGP.

New phone system at work traces every call and my boss can listen in at any time. Thanks Obama