Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

Get me the fuck out of here. PGP.

I still have “Relevant Courses” listed on my resume. PGP.

Your boss complaining about being broke. PGP.

I’ve had the dad bod before dad bods were cool. PGP

5 of my Facebook friends are celebrating birthdays today, and I don’t care about any of them

Took a personal on Monday. Saw a matinee by myself, cut the lawn, and was in bed by 9. PGP

“at least it was good interview practice”. PGP.

Went up another survey age bracket.