My boss ” every paycheck you need to invest 33% and save another 33%.” He must think I get paid more than 35k

Having a mini-stroke every time an email from the bank shows up in my inbox. PGP

A college sophomore just said “yes sir” to me. PGP.

My manager’s power point formatting is giving me anxiety. PGP.

Strategically orienting your monitor so coworkers cannot see you freely surfing the Internet

Went to bed at 10:30 last night. Still took four alarms to wake me this morning. PGP

Awkwardly standing next to your desk while a colleague who actually knows what they’re doing edits your work on your computer. PGP.

I’ve worked here for 2.5 years. I’m 26 y/o. My CEO just asked how my internship is going…

I’ve completely run out of ways to waste time at work. PGP

Made out with an intern at a work sponsored happy hour. PGP