At what age do I start having hobbies other than drinking? PGP.
I may legally be an adult, but don’t be fooled. I have no idea what the hell I’m doing.
8:30am power shit. PGP.
You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP
Using your work phone for spotify so you don’t max out your personal data plan. PGPowerMove.
The receptionist quit so they forwarded the reception line to my desk. PGP
“Man, where did (insert month) go?” PGP.
That bright eyed look on the face of the new guy. PGP.
Stayed in on a Saturday night to watch hgtv with my girlfriend #pgp
Sunday night baseball. PGP.