The feeling of walking into an empty restroom. PGP

I feel like a western gunslinger whenever I alt-tab as my boss walks by. PGP

I’m currently getting paid 28.25 an hour to watch netflix at my desk. PGP.

Best friend’s wedding this weekend is (supposed to be) completely dry.

Saved money all week to go out this weekend and I got a speeding ticket on the way into work.

Turning off your phone’s WiFi before opening a questionable website. PGP

I am at the biological peak of my life and spend it at a desk

I don’t have a work spouse. PGP.

Simultaneously saying and then not responding to “how’s it going”

On day 3 of wearing the same pair of dress pants. People have noticed. I don’t care.