My cubicle is basically just a cesspool of my own farts.

I’m at the weird age where my snapchat story feed consists of my older friends meals and my younger friends blacking out the night before. PGP

Girlfriend just said she felt sick. There goes my weekend. PGP

Someone flushed a toilet during a conference call.

I only own two pairs of work pants that I rotate every other week. PGP.

Your married Facebook friends posting sappy romantic shit on each other’s Walls. PGP.

“running errands” during your lunch break just to get away from this place

That moment when you realize your parents were right. About everything. PGP.

A guy named Michael Hunt just started in my company today. I’m probably going to get fired. PGP.

First time being hungover at the office. Worst experience of my life. PGP.