Today’s my birthday, I told no one. PGP

I did the Tiger pump thinking the bathroom was empty. I was wrong. My nickname is now “Woods”. PGP.

Post grad one night stands not as convenient because they can’t walk home. PGP

Being CC’d on emails that have nothing to do with you

The “Back to College” Snapchat is going to lead to my death. PGP.

I do my window shopping on Monster and CareerBuilder. PGP

Just found out that my base salary is lower than company standards for my job. PGP.

I don’t always take a shit at work, but when I do, I take at least half an hour. PGP.

Picked the wrong Sperry’s for casual Friday.. Everybody in the office can smell the Natty Light stains on them

I really need a better job. PGP.