Open bar at the company Christmas party still is not enough to make me want be around these assholes. PGP.

The end of Fantasy Football and the long, long wait to March Madness

Another weekend, another terrible Tinder date. PGP.

Everyone is thinking it, I’ll just say it..fuck this place.

Expecting a raise despite the fact that i do absolutely nothing at work. PGP

Waking up and having to poop at home and not the office. PGP.

I haven’t had a legitimate answer to “what are you working on?” since before thanksgiving. PGP

All I want for Christmas is beer, better Netflix, and for my student loans to be paid. PGP.

College kids bitching about finals week. PGP.

Uber small talk. PGP.