Wanting to reply “that’s not my job”

Dude in the stall beside me was shamelessly blaring gangster rap from his phone. PGPM for him. PGP for me.

My lunch buddy cheated on me today with someone down the hall. PGP.

If the job won’t kill you then the commute will. PGP.

Having to explain how fantasy football works to all the old guys in the office league. PGP

Co-worker with an office has been caught looking at porn three times; meanwhile, I can’t even install Spotify on my desktop. PGP

Just received a negative evaluation for watching too much golf while in the office. PGP.

The cruel irony that the hottest person in the office is always in HR -PGP

Today I’ve stared at a blank computer screen. That’s it. PGP.

On paper, I’m an adult. PGP