Came back mentally from thanksgiving this morning. Checked out for Christmas this afternoon.

Saw a waitress storm out and quit today…I haven’t been this inspired in a while

I want to go to lunch and never come back. PGP.

I wonder if I just got up and went home right now if anyone would even notice. PGP.

Sitting in a pointless meeting about getting rid of pointless meetings. How is this real.

Only reason I’m still at the office is for lack of anything better to do right now. PGP

The weekly “Let’s quit our jobs and open a bar” chat on instant messenger following the weekend.

People trying to talk to you when you clearly have your headphones in. PGP.

Received an anonymous complaint that I talk about sports too much….

I go to lunch as late as possible, just so the day seems shorter. PGP