My coworkers call me “Hollywood” because I don’t have a kid. PGP.

Dying a little bit inside every time I answer the “what was your dream job as a child” security question.

New job in a new city. No clue what I’m doing and my number of friends just went from 2 to 0. PGP

Every morning my first thought is “Wow I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.” PGP

Getting a little drunk and applying for new jobs

The new hires coming to me for advice.. HA. Like I know what I’m doing.

Hoping to one day select ‘Current Balance’ rather than ‘Minimum Payment’. PGP

Even if I had more vacation days, I can’t afford to go anywhere cool. PGP.

Over 800 photos on my phone. Can’t find 1 that is appropriate for my LinkedIn profile. PGP

Is anything really getting done this week? PGP