“See you Monday.” PGP.

I’m more concerned about my Uber Customer Rating than I ever was about my GPA. PGP

Just saved $10 on my oil change with a coupon. Highlight of my day. PGP

Clicking on different parts of your desktop constantly to look as if you’re actually doing something. PGP

When leaving 5 min later than normal costs you 45 minutes on your commute…PGP.

I think of a new place to move. Every. Day.

Layoff rumors are spreading and I might be the only one excited about it.

Was not mentally prepared to see a high school Class of 2020 shirt today.

The 2 o’clock “I fucking hate this place” sigh

Got a promotion today. Didn’t get a raise. PGP