Paying rent before your friend’s bachelor party because you don’t trust yourself. PGP.

My pre-game level of drinking from college can get me hammered now. PGP.

Irish exiting work. PGPM

I’ve been at the company for almost a year now. This will have been my longest relationship

Signing birthday cards for people you’ve never even heard of. PGP.

I lost my favorite pen. In worse news, I have a favorite pen. PGP

Forgetting the attachment. PGP.

Holy shit, I can’t do this for the rest of my life…PGP.

Dreamt my student loans were paid off

Half my friends are engaged and having kids, the other half are too drunk to even find their phones. PGP.