Having way too many keyring cards. PGP.
Living with your parents and still not managing to save any money. PGP.
The regret of syncing your work email with your personal cell phone. PGP.
That terrified feeling when you get a call on your cell phone from the office number. PGP.
When poor grammar in an email really pisses you off. PGP.
Tindering in the bathroom stall. PGP.
Falling asleep before putting your clothes in the dryer. PGP.
Looking back, you’d take your chances on living in a van down by the river. PGP.
“No thanks, I packed a lunch today.” PGP.
Weight gain after conferences or travel. PGP.