Walking very quickly through the office with a concerned look on your face so people think you’re actually busy. PGP.

I see why the last guy quit. PGP.

Seeing a coworker on Tinder. PGP.

Not even trying to get into the faster moving lane while in traffic because you’re just too tired to care anymore. PGP.

Apparently the airport bar doesn’t qualify as an approved expense. PGP.

Spam filters costing you a job offer. PGP.

The overwhelming satisfaction you get when you see people you went to high school with doing much worse in life than you. PGP.

Switching off between different routes to the bathroom so no one realizes how much time you spend in it. PGP.

Pushing the limits of low fuel. PGP.

One Skittle to satisfy your craving quickly turning into the whole bag. PGP.