Never putting away laundry right after it’s done. PGP.

Perpetually being five to ten minutes late. PGP.

Handling the stress of working 8 to 6, and then coming home to your parents. PGP.

Actually getting a mood boost from Facebook likes, Instagram likes, and re-tweets. PGP.

Using a restroom on a different floor to avoid running into any coworkers. PGP.

Pushing the “close door” button on the elevator to feel important and powerful. PGP.

Never lifting enough weight to need a spot at the gym. PGP.

Getting hit with banking fees for reasons you don’t understand. PGP.

Time Warner Cable cutting Showtime in the middle of Dexter’s final season. PGP.

Always having an additional, work-related tab open just incase someone walks by. PGP.