Old enough to find grey hairs, young enough to still get pimples. PGP.

Getting the high score on the blood pressure monitor at your local CVS. PGP.

Becoming addicted to non-addictive sleep aids. PGP.

Bringing a notepad to a meeting with zero intention of taking notes. PGP.

Cubicles are the graveyards of hopes and dreams. PGP.

I had Chipotle for lunch and dinner and I’m not even close to ashamed. PGP.

She’s office hot. PGP.

Being more excited than you should be about learning new keyboard shortcuts. PGP.

Mouthing “I have to take this” while pointing down at your phone in the middle of a meeting, then heading down the hallway where you can review the trade offer your buddy just made you in fantasy football. PGP.

Not having the balls to online date, so instead you merely online flirt. PGP.