Repeatedly explaining basic Microsoft Office commands to older coworkers. PGP.

Every time my boss gives me something to do I think “Why the fuck couldn’t you do this yourself?” PGP.

My resume still shows the part time job I had in high school. PGP.

Please listen carefully as our menu options have recently changed. PGP.

Wishing your coworkers were hotter. PGP.

Driving to work in the dark, driving home in the dark. PGP.

Having nightmares about oversleeping for work. PGP.

Studying more for the CPA exam than you did for all of your college courses combined. PGP.

The later the lunch, the shorter the afternoon. PGP.

Losing all the internet discipline you had when you first began your job. PGP.