Coffee for breakfast, Red Bull for lunch, beer for supper. PGP.
The customer is never right. PGP.
Getting passive-aggressive comments about not contributing to the break room/party fund. PGP.
When kidnapping your boss and forcing him to give you a better Christmas bonus doesn’t sound like that bad of an idea. PGP.
Shaving, ironing, breakfast. Choose two. PGP.
I’ve been actively picking my nose at my desk for twenty minutes. PGP.
They still haven’t approved my vacation time. PGP.
An overweight coworker telling you that your lunch is unhealthy. PGP.
Getting a text from a friend asking, “What are you doing this this weekend?” at 11am on a Tuesday. PGP.
When a video chat concludes, I feel like that person is watching me through my webcam the rest of the day. PGP.
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