Needing 2-3 years experience for every entry level job, which makes absolutely no sense. PGP.

The excitement of your college buddies coming to visit being overshadowed by the fear of the hit to your bank account. PGP.

Being a democrat in college and a republican after your first paycheck. PGP.

Changing girls as often as your underwear. TFM. Changing girls as often as your oil. PGP.

My undergrad friends think I’m boring, and my postgrad friends think I’m immature. PGP.

Coming home to eat leftovers on your couch in your underwear and watch Netflix. PGP.

I don’t know if I’m terrible at budgeting or if I’m just not making enough money. PGP.

“Late night, come home. Work sucks, I know.” PGP.

Talking about the bar at work, talking about work at the bar. PGP.

Doing a phone interview from the parking lot of your current employer. PGP.