Now I know why people drink wine every night. PGP.

I give up. PGP.

My expensive tastes greatly outweigh my paycheck. PGP.

Frantically turning the volume down when what you thought was just an ESPN article turns out to be a video. PGP.

Being jealous of your cat every morning you leave for work. PGP.

Adulthood: college’s ultimate hangover. PGP.

Typing “po” into my work computer browser gets me to this website. Typing “po” into my personal laptop browser is a different story. PGP.

Submitting one resume and immediately planning a life based around that potential job. PGP.

Using the Snapchat caption to cover your newly-formed double chin. PGP.

That moment of anxiety between logging into your bank account and waiting for the page to load. PGP.