Too young to fit in with the coworkers, too old for the interns. PGP.

Exchanging 30 emails on an issue that could have been cleared with a 30 second phone call. PGP.

Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.

Finally getting the automated rejection email for a job you applied for 18 months ago. PGP.

I never realized I had ADD until i got a job. PGP.

The insanely difficult 5:30 decision between hitting the gym or bottle. PGP.

Stole a bottle of Tabasco from Chipotle today, just to feel something. Anything. PGP.

Going back to your desk to get your cell phone before heading to the bathroom. PGP.

My girlfriend could do better. PGP.

Last night, I had a dream I bought a Maserati. The entire dream I worried about my credit, car payments, and repair costs. I woke up in a cold sweat. PGP.