First day of classes, huh? Must be nice. PGP.

All my friends are assholes, but I have no idea where you find new ones. PGP.

Making the wardrobe transformation from “business professional” to “homeless person” as soon as you get home. PGP.

Watching all these Ice Bucket Challenges make me glad I don’t have that many friends anymore. PGP.

Being surprised when you’re not hungover. PGP.

Not sure what’s harder to find, an empty, odor-free bathroom at work or a single attractive girl over 25 without major problems. PGP.

College drama doesn’t have shit on office politics. PGP.

Realizing that by “stay in school” they meant “don’t ever leave.” PGP.

It has been a month since I was hired and I am still not sure if I am doing my job correctly. PGP.

How the fuck did I graduate? PGP.