I legitimately forget how old I am sometimes. PGP.

I have no intention to change my drinking habits. PGP.

I literally did nothing at work today. Seriously, nothing. PGP.

Going from “it’s not alcoholism until you graduate” to “it’s not alcoholism until you’re married.” PGP.

Motion to bring back “Dick’s Picks” to PGP because the undergrads on TFM do not know the saga of Dick Perry’s rise to fame and epic collapse. PGP.

“Let’s do lunch soon!” really just means “Let’s do lunch never.” PGP.

Can’t tell if I hate my life or just my job. PGP.

Sometimes I restart my computer to kill five minutes. PGP.

Debating if anyone will notice if I leave work six hours early. PGP.

I’m starting to think that things kids are doing nowadays are stupid. PGP.