Fruit is fucking expensive. PGP.

Pregaming your annual performance review with a Xanax. PGP.

Started upper-middle class now I’m poor. PGP.

Can we all just agree that the international sign for “Leave me alone” is eating lunch at your desk? PGP.

Not going to grad school because I just spent 17 fucking years in school. PGP.

I still have an iPhone 4. PGP.

My best friend just bought a house. I just bought a Cheesy Gordita Crunch with change. PGP.

My friends are all getting engaged. I’m still puking on street corners. PGP.

I found out my current job was posted on LinkedIn, so I applied for it. PGPM.

Just swiped right because I saw granite counters and stainless steel. PGP.