Sitting in your cubicle, questioning why you didn’t get piss ass drunk on more random Tuesdays in college. PGP.

Accidentally dialing 9 before making a call on your cell phone. PGP.

Living paycheck-to-paycheck at your parents’ house. PGP.

I saw the sun for 20 minutes today. PGP.

My Halloween news feed went from a bunch of girls in slutty costumes to a bunch of babies in costumes. PGP.

My girlfriend gained too much weight this year to pull off a slutty Halloween costume. PGP.

Getting a rejection letter four minutes after applying for a job. PGP.

Feeling untouchable after your boss comes to talk to you and you actually have work on your computer screen. PGP.

Showing my boss – who makes a quarter of a million dollars a year – how to make “cool bullet sounds” for his PowerPoint presentation. PGP.

Being surprised at how fast the day goes when you actually do work. PGP.