Is it seriously only Tuesday? PGP.

Too old to sit in the student section, too rowdy to be tolerated in the regular seats. #PGP

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

They fired my only friend at work. PGP.

Finally have three years of work under my belt, so I can now apply for other entry level jobs that required 3-5 years of experience. PGP.

I’m just here so I don’t get fired. PGP.

7 a.m. is the new sleeping in. PGP.

Now I get why people buy lottery tickets. PGP.

Not being able to celebrate a great job offer out of stress of the impending drug test. PGP.

It’s not that I’m antisocial, it’s just that I don’t give a fuck anymore. PGP.