I think the other burners on my stove are jealous of front-left. PGP.

It’s 1:30 and I haven’t really done anything today. PGP.

Mandatory company issued cell phone holster. PGP.

Actually drinking eight glasses of water per day, so you can spend more time in the restroom. PGP.

I stayed late and nobody noticed. PGP.

Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

Thinking of every purchase’s cost in terms of hours spent at the office. PGP.

My alma-mater has switched conferences since I was in school. PGP.

“I’ll look at it on Monday.” PGP.

Thinking “I can still get 6 hours if I fall asleep now… 5 hours… 4 hours… Fuck.” PGP.