Being 15 minutes early to happy hour. PGP.

The realization that money does, in fact, buy happiness, and you have none. PGP.

The guy who refuses to set his cell phone to “silent.” PGP.

Bringing your legal pad to a meeting, and not taking a single note. PGP.

I’m drunk in my LinkedIn picture. PGP.

Having your first “Shit I’m going to get fired” moment. PGP.

I was going to cook dinner, but I forgot to thaw the ground beef. PGP.

Using a calculator for extremely basic math. PGP.

Forgetting to take your cellphone to the bathroom. PGP.

Showing upper management how to use the internet. PGP.