Having a dining room table, but using the coffee table instead out of habit. PGP.

Stashing plastic forks in your desk drawer. PGP.

Single-ply toilet paper in the stall. PGP.

“Instead of taking PTO can I just come in early so I can leave early?” PGP.

College me would hate postgrad me. PGP.

Looking forward to sleeping more than drinking. PGP.

Living less young, not nearly as wild, and hardly free. PGP.

It’s 8 o’clock. Only 3 more hours until only 5 more hours. PGP.

Spending more time at the office than your own home. PGP.

I have no idea what I’m doing. PGP.