Having your hair color described as salt and pepper. At age 27. PGP.

I’m undefeated in my non-money “fun” fantasy league. I’m 2-4 in all three of my three money leagues. PGP.

At this point, I could consider myself a born again virgin. PGP.

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, assuming I die by Monday. PGP.

I don’t always fart in my cubicle, but when I do, it’s right before my manager stops by. PGP.

I’ve had more PGPs posted this month than I have sales. I’d say my priorities are straight. PGP.

Today we got free bagels at the office. I took one for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. PGP.

Being more stressed out from having nothing to do than by having a lot to do. PGP.

My aspiration is to be Clark Griswold. PGP.

Dreaming about retirement three years into the workforce. PGP.