All hail to this guy. I honestly can’t believe people pay thousands of dollars to see these things. They’re all the exact same thing.
My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.
I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t at least a little tired. PGP
Called into a 150+ person conference call and spent the first 20 minutes listening to them take roll. PGP.
Quickest Alt+Tab reflexes West of the Mississippi. PGP.
“You watch the game last night?” PGP
Having to take your headphones out every time someone walks up to your desk. PGP.
Shamelessly farting at the gym. PGP.
Fell asleep on a conference call.
I go to bed earlier on the weekends than I do during the week. PGP.
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